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Category: Drugs
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PEI RCMP to decriminalize Drinking and Driving
The RCMP’s new “FUCKIT” plan aims to reduce DUI arrests by legalizing drinking and driving in PEI, promoting relaxed drivers… READ MORE
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Ben Murphy admits to sharing “A moment” with Noah Kahan after Sommo Fest.
“He just makes me feel all special and tingly” stated Ben Murphy, the CEO of Murphy hospitality, Whitecap entertainment, and… READ MORE
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A “Really big curtain”, to be a solution to homelessness in Charlottetown PEI
“They just look yucky” said 12 year old local annoying dweeb Tyler. A solution Charlottetown council has proposed is to… READ MORE
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Masked vigilantes tutter and finger wag in hope to curb drug use
“Who hasn’t openly shot heroin in Ghiz park?” said a local angry amphetamine expert to the press. A favorite PEI… READ MORE
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