With so much talk surrounding Trudeau’s potential cabinet shuffle and step down, Canada’s prime minister was witnessed setting up his tripod and ring light, but was visibly distraught when informed that he couldn’t simply jyrate, thrust and or jive his way to majority public support.

Trudeau told the Gazette, “I normally look to the greats for advice; Charlie D’amelio, Glenn Ball, Jojo Siwa. However I can’t find any example of this particular move on Tiktok.” After being informed of the true meaning of the term “Cabinet shuffle” and “step down”, Trudeau plugged his ears with his fingers and skipped out of the press room singing “I can’t hear you, la la la”.