“He just makes me feel all special and tingly” stated Ben Murphy, the CEO of Murphy hospitality, Whitecap entertainment, and unenjoyable experiences. PEI’s very own monopoly man was reportedly seen taking part in a self-described “painfully arousing” game of slap and tickle with the well-known folk-pop musician Noah Kahan.

In a recent development Ben Murphy has admitted to sharing “an intimate moment” with award winning artist Noah Kahan. “It was like something out of a movie” shared Ben, “I just got lost in those eyes, and then I caught a whiff of those Lucious locks, and I was hooked, he was my heroin”. Ben then goes into intimate detail on the exact scent of Kahan’s hair, claiming that it smells of “Coconut, Peach, and a warm summer breeze”.

When asked about the extent of Ben’s current relationship with the pop star, Ben responded by giggling, blushing, and waving the question off, finally responding by saying “that’s between me and Noah’s bedsheets”.

Noah Kahan has refused to comment.