Camping is normally a fun activity for the whole family, however it was anything but for the McDonald family this summer. The McDonald’s are claiming that the rapper and artist known as  “T-Pain” never left the island after his show 5 years ago. “He came at us like a rabid dog!” Lisa Mcdonald told reporters. “The way he screamed the lyrics to “Rappa Ternt Sanga”. “Its when he yelled ‘Ay that’s how it go man’ for the fourth time that I really started to think he’d lost his musical touch and after the fifth time I was worried about my personal safety.” claimed Nina Mcdonald the youngest and oldest of 1. 

Lisa and her Husband Michael speculate that T-pain “has become one with the tree people”, and should thus be shot on sight. However, PEI conservation is currently claiming not only that T-pain is absent from the island but also that he never existed at all. “We disagree with T-pain as a concept and we reject any notion of his existence at any point in time or space.” stated a strangely existential conservation volunteer last Sunday.

Nevertheless, T-pain hunt Tuesdays are scheduled to start in the new year in hopes of trapping this catchy musician.