“Who hasn’t openly shot heroin in Ghiz park?” said a local angry amphetamine expert to the press. A favorite PEI pass time is at risk of being disapproved of by a spry group of generally discontent looking seniors.

The group calling themselves the Shiesty shunners walk around every Friday in self described “Pooh Shiesty” masks hoping to tut and finger wag open drug users into sobriety. “I was perfectly enjoying being slumped against a bench, covered in my own vomit, all to be ruined by the finger wag and disapproving glance by some gross ass senior in a shiesty mask.” said a well respected member of the meth community. Another local drug scholar stated “I’ve tried therapy, rehab, even jelqing, but nothing has stopped the cravings like knowing I’ve disappointed the elderly.”

An anonymous member of the Shunners who’s chosen to go by the pseudonym “Ol’ DMC”(Ol’ Dr. Massive Cock) had the following to say. “We probably won’t find you, and if we do it won’t be fast, but god be damned if we won’t tut and wag our fingers.” When asked for the reasoning behind the ineffective, yet unarguably cool shiesty masks, Ol’ DMC had this to say;

“Swag.”.

Drug use has reportedly been completely eradicated by the Shiesty Shunners however will most likely pick up again as “Murder She Wrote”’s timeslot is being moved from 3pm to 4pm which is well known to be the “Shiesty Hour” or “Shun o’clock”.