“They just look yucky” said 12 year old local annoying dweeb Tyler. A solution Charlottetown council has proposed is to be a first of it’s kind installation and landmark achievement for UPEI’s engineering department. A “really big curtain” is to be hung around all the shelters and known encampments in Charlottetown. This follows a continuous effort by the Charlottetown municipality to save it’s residence from the indecency of having to look at such abominations. Charlottetown attempted to curtail the homelessness crisis by moving the shelter to a less populated industrial area last fall. However Dorean McDonald was leered at by an unseemly man only two blocks away from the shelter last Saturday, so as one concerned citizen stated at Sunday’s town hall meeting “enough is enough”. 

 UPEI engineering department was interviewed on the project.

Q: “So roughly, how big is the curtain?”

A: “The biggest goddamn curtain you’ve fucken ever seen.”

Q: “Ok but if you could put it into a metric?”

A: “It going to be at least one fuck you tall and 2 go fuck yourself’s wide”

Q:”Wow that sounds impressive, can you tell me about the apparatus holding up this curtain”

A:”BIG curtain this things gonna be fucken huge, I don’t know, we’ll kinda just figure it out on the day. But the curtains gonna be fucken massive man.”

A proposal for a “Really big fan” to deal with the smell has been shelved until the spring. Councilor Ralph Tigglbothem justifies this action by stating “Well, let’s be honest the cold should deal with most of them anyways”.